Hillary, Obama and RFK: A Malodorous Link May 24, 2008
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Greetings Earthlings!
Zontar has been studying your current Democratic primary process with much amusement and would like to comment on the recent news regarding Madame Hillary about her reasons for staying in the race even though someone as simple as your “W” could see her chances at this point were not as good as a snowball in the nether regions of Gehenna. She replied “My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right?” Clinton told the newspaper. “We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California.”
This unfortunate statement created quite a stir in your America. Poor Hillary was caught making this stunning statement on a very bad day. She evidently has been short on sleep, the press has collectively already held a post mortem on her failed candidacy, plus she is espoused to the Evil One Slick Willie who has lost his slickness and ability to mask his guile and ruthless ambition. Her mental state caused her to utter her upcoming plans to have Mr. Obama assassinated, knowing it to be the only way she would have a chance to become the Democratic candidate.
Zontar has learned from sources, which must for obvious reasons remain anonymous, how Hillary plans to accomplish this evil deed. Bill Clinton has arranged to have a member of Obama’s inner circle (actually a mole planted by Bill many months ago) to eat a very large meal consisting of nothing but hard boiled eggs, garbanzo beans and copious amounts of beer. This mole will arrange to lure Mr. Obama into a private room on some bogus pretext. Once in the room, the mole will bend over and emit a large, ear-splitting, nose numbing fart. The mole will then light this fart and incinerate Mr. Obama.
I am making this public because Zontar detests all violence and acts of hatred. Zontar urges Mr. Obama to forthwith fire all his staff and replace them with people he can trust. Lest any of you think that I am indulging in a flight of fantasy, I wish to remind you of the words of Michael Corleone: “If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone”.
Earthlings! I urge you to stop the madness!!
Zontar, The Fart Master! 