Face the Alienation June 6, 2008
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Greetings, Earthlings!
Due to his unfortunate status as an illegal alien, Zontar is denied the privilege of voting. It has been particularly painful due to the most amusing primary process the “United States” has been enjoying as of late. However, just because Zontar cannot vote himself does not mean that he cannot greatly influence the electoral process.
Zontar has untold millions of loyal followers who hang on to his every word as if it were holy scripture. Zontar’s blog has so many subscribers that this pitiful server cannot show the exact numbers. Zontar has more influence and power than all the “super delegates” put together.
Therefore, as a public service Zontar will succinctly analyze this current election. Read, Learn, Obey!
First, as far as the Republican party is concerned Zontar is most concerned over the selection of Mr. McCain. In Zontar’s eyes Mr. McCain is a bit too enthusiastic over the unfortunate conflict in Iraq, plus he has a certain reputation as being a trifle unstable.
On the Democratic side, voters were given the golden opportunity to elect the redoubtable spouse of the recipient of the most famous act of fellatio in the history of mankind.
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The voters unfortunately rejected Madame Clinton and they will forever regret it.
The most disturbing aspect of this current election season is the selection of Barack HUSSEIN Obama as the Democratic nominee.
Zontar has obtained some photos which the Obama camp does not want you to see. One can understand why. If you were Obama would you want the electorate to see you in your undisguised state?
It is also quite understandable why Mr. Obama and his advisers tried to play down his association with the ever amusing Jeremiah Wright and one of Obama’s oldest friends:
That is right, my fellow seekers of truth on life’s highway. Obama’s dearest friend, his childhood playmate, his roommate at Harvard, is the most monstrous  terrorist in the history of mankind. Should we hand over the office of the president of the United States to someone who was most likely in on the planning of 9/11? I think not! Instead he should be sent forthwith to the torture chambers of Guantanamo Bay and be forced to divulge the shameful truth!
The alternate of Mr. McCain being elected as the leader of the free world is not acceptable. Zontar, through his gift of second sight has a vision of McCain being awakened at 3 a.m. and unleashing nuclear warheads into the atmosphere for no good reason other than being in a sour mood from losing his sleep. Old folks do get moody!
Also would you want your president to have no more control of his bowels than this?
If Zontar could run he would, but the fascistic constitution forbids an illegal alien from a different galaxy from becoming president.
But fear not, no matter the outcome this November, Zontar will be there to provide you with his insights and wisdom.
Hail to the Chief!
Hail Zontar!!
Dies ist ein großer Ort. Ich möchte hier noch einmal.
Good day to all of you
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